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18 Reasons You’re Addicted to Coffee

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Here's 18 excuses you could be telling yourself if you're addicted to coffee! 
    1. "Frank the Tank!" Have you ever woke up and chugged a cup--or whole pot--of coffee just to find out that it gave you an instant sigh of relief? Satisfying that urge and overwhelming craving with a quick fix may still be feeding dark habits. But, with a slighty different kind of rush, right? #coffeelife

    2. “It’s Important” Have you ever been running late to a meeting and craved for that extra burst of a caffeine buzz before you walk into the conference room? I bet it helps you gain that competitive edge. Just be aware, that extra rush can manifest itself into a dependent state! Just because you feel it, is it important?

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    3. "Pre-set the Timers" Are you struggling to get the coffee timer preset for the morning when it's midnight and you're ready for bed? Whoa, take it easy! Pace yourself. There's a differences between use and coffee abuse.

    4. “I Just LOVE the Taste!” Do you feed that evil sweet tooth with the sensation of a lavishly lustered latte? I bet it taste pretty good. That feeling is only natural to a certain extent. You should know your body’s limits, but most don't. Go with the motto, "If it tastes like candy it just might be poison."

    5. "Dating Someone for the Taste of Their Mouth..."  Do you know how some people don’t like kissing others who smoke? Well, some people love to date fellow coffee drinkers. It’s true, but is it worth it. This could become a problem. Remember to brush your teeth! #hygiene 

    6. "Instinct" Do you treat yourself to making fancy coffees over teaching yourself how to cook? Buzzfeed and YouTube are full of you folks! Putting coffee first can be just as harmful as putting any other form of positive health over your life! 

    7. "Binging!" Do you treat coffee as if it were an endless river? Fantasizing about coffee in a 'Big Gulp' isn't healthy, it's just binge drinking.

    8. "Coffee Parties" Do you buy specialty coffee for just any random occasion? Any occasion that is overdone is no good. But it's no good when you show up to hang out with your besties and everyone has a triple macchiato of a different flavor. Especially when it was unplanned! 

    9. "Leave the Pot" Remember that last breakfast you had and the waiter comes by with coffee to fill your cup and you reply: “Just leave the pot.” I can feel your evil grin coming on because you know it's true. Don't get caught up in the lust of a coffee when other healthy ways can wake you up! Perhaps substitute some berries and a glass of lemon water.

    10. "No Cream" Do you take your coffee black in order to leave less room for cream? Don’t over indulge!

    11. His Name is “Beast!” Do you name your coffee mugs? Do you name the brands of your coffee in a specific way? Is one coffee more ‘beastly’ than another? Do you prefer a certain types of coffee cups? If you answered yes, let's talk in the comments...

    12. "Hey You!" It could be a problem if your local barista knows you by first name.

    13. "Marriage!"  Would you marry your coffee if you could? Well it's illegal but also weird. Although people have done weirder things...

    14. "Fantasy" Do you ever fantasize about your coffee? Fantasies can lead to serious triggers. Try to reduce your risk of coffee relapse at all costs.

    15.  “Caff up” If you know what this means then enough has been said!  Would you like the extra shot of espresso with that?

    16. "Shoes" You own an assortment of delicate coffee selections for specific occasions don't you? Just like your girlfriend who has too many shoes! You’re running out of space in your cabinets for coffee!

    17. "Workin' Out" Taking breaks during a workout to grab that extra “caff up” can be problematic for not just you, but your workout partner as well! But people really do this.

    18. "Pre-gaming" Do you purposefully drink it before just any occasion? This is called pre-gaming! You may or may not be in college, but we all understand what pre-gaming is and how out of control it can get! Most commonly we see this at a tailgate, but I won't judge. #reallife 

Don't forget to laugh and share this post with a friend if it applies to you! #LOL #CaffUp  

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